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theOneliner.com crew corral the latest U.K. film releases into an enclosed area and unleash some fact bombs. Join Craig Eastman, Scott Morris and Drew Tavendale as they turn their acerbic, jaundiced collective eye on some of the hottest new films.

War Horse, The Artist, Hugo, Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol, and Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows.

Normal service is resumed as theOneliner lads fire up the comment cannon and unleash a barrage on War Horse, The Artist, Hugo, Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol, and Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows.

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Added Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:59:22 -0800. Email us your comments.
It's our round-up of the best and worst films of 2011!

It's our round-up of the best and worst films of 2011! Join Craig Eastman, Drew Tavendale and Scott Morris as they dispense filmic truth on an entire year. What on earth will happen? Spoiler: talking about films will happen.

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Added Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:15:38 -0800. Email us your comments.
Abduction, Red State, The Debt and Drive.

Time once again to break out the industrial strength moonshine and despair at the movies that have washed up on our isolated shores - or will we have something surprisingly brilliant to enthuse over? Listen in and find out our takes on Abduction, Red State, The Debt and Drive.

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Added Sat, 22 Oct 2011 12:54:30 -0700. Email us your comments.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Cowboys and Aliens, The Guard, Conan the Barbarian, One Day, and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.

This time around we cast our withering gazes on the combined horrors of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Cowboys and Aliens, The Guard, Conan the Barbarian, One Day, and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Which will emerge unwithered? Find out in this thrilling withersode!

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Added Mon, 26 Sep 2011 15:02:13 -0700. Email us your comments.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Larry Crowne, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Bridesmaids, Cell 211

theOneliner.com crew are on hand once again to dispense their collective wisdom on what's worth your time and what isn't. In this episode we turn our eyes toward Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Larry Crowne, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Bridesmaids and Cell 211. Can any of them survive our withering gaze?

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Added Sun, 07 Aug 2011 08:45:33 -0700. Email us your comments.
Phase 7, Bobby Fischer vs. the World, Elite Squad 2, Troll Hunter, Oliver Sherman, Post Mortem, The Truth About Men, Our Day Will Come, Tomboy, Jack Goes Boating, The Last Circus, The Borrower Arrietty

The spectre of budget cuts looms over both this year's Edinburgh International Film Festival and our coverage of it, as we downsize to one podcast covering the cinematic delights shown at this years fest from the usual blitz. We give you the low-down on Phase 7, Bobby Fischer vs. the World, Elite Squad 2, Troll Hunter, Oliver Sherman, Post Mortem, The Truth About Men, Our Day Will Come, Tomboy, Jack Goes Boating, The Last Circus and The Borrower Arrietty.

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Added Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:32:20 -0700. Email us your comments.
The Hangover: Part Two, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, X-Men: First Class, Senna, and Last Night.

Before we plunge headlong into the world of arthouse cinema at this year's EIFF, here's a roundup of those films currently plaguing your local multiplex: The Hangover: Part Two, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, X-Men: First Class, Senna, and Last Night.

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Added Mon, 13 Jun 2011 14:24:48 -0700. Email us your comments.
Thor, The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec, Something Borrowed, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, Hanna and Attack the Block

Thor, The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec, Something Borrowed, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, Hanna and Attack the Block: KNOW THAT.

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Added Fri, 20 May 2011 18:03:29 -0700. Email us your comments.
Norwegian Wood, Animal Kingdom, Unknown, The Adjustment Bureau, Source Code and Battle: Los Angeles.

Norwegian Wood, Animal Kingdom, Unknown, The Adjustment Bureau, Source Code and Battle: Los Angeles. We watch them so you don't have to, although that would rather defeat the purpose of being a film fan, I suppose.

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Added Thu, 05 May 2011 15:56:52 -0700. Email us your comments.
I Saw The Devil, Slim Till Dead, Samaritan Girl and Vital.

For no adequately explained reason, theOneliner crew dive into the darkest recesses of Asian cinema, which is about as dark a recess as you can get in Movieville.

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Added Sun, 13 Mar 2011 06:36:14 -0700. Email us your comments.
True Grit, Paul and The Fighter

Normal service is resumed, or at least as normal as things get around here, as the gang converge on their targets of True Grit, Paul and The Fighter.

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Added Sun, 27 Feb 2011 09:46:39 -0800. Email us your comments.
Scott in India. Drew and Craig alone. Send help.

WARNING: May contain traces of "Convilms". Scott is in India searching for ancient treasure this week, so it falls to Craig and Drew to round up some of the best and worst movies clogging the multiplexes this awards season. 127 Hours, Hereafter, Black Swan, The King's Speech and The Green Hornet 3D all get a bloody good going over, so don't say you weren't warned or you'll be next. Alright?

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Added Sat, 05 Feb 2011 12:18:42 -0800. Email us your comments.
It's our round-up of the best and worst films of 2010!

It's our round-up of the best and worst films of 2010! Join Craig Eastman, Drew Tavendale and Scott Morris as they dispense filmic truth on an entire year. What on earth will happen? Spoiler: talking about films will happen.

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Added Mon, 10 Jan 2011 14:19:32 -0800. Email us your comments.
The Kids Are All Right, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The American, The Tourist, Due Date and Enter The Void.

We look at The Kids Are All Right, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The American, The Tourist, Due Date and Enter The Void. Apologies for the slightly sub-standard audio mix.

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Added Fri, 07 Jan 2011 15:33:31 -0800. Email us your comments.
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Buried, Red, The Girl Who Played With Fire, The Social Network and Machete.

Time to round up the posse, saddle up the horses and track down them film varmints. In front of our kangaroo court this time around are Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Buried, Red, The Girl Who Played With Fire, The Social Network and Machete. Which of these are worthy of the lynch mob? Find out in this thrilling episode.

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Added Wed, 03 Nov 2010 17:57:04 -0700. Email us your comments.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Cyrus, The Town, The Other Guys and Black Dynamite.

Back once again, it's the renegade masters! Well, it's theOneliner.com guys, really, but they promise to renege as masterfully as possible on the subjects of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Cyrus, The Town, The Other Guys and Black Dynamite.

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Added Wed, 13 Oct 2010 17:40:50 -0700. Email us your comments.
Knight and Day, Salt, The Expendables and The Human Centipede.

The gang's all back for a run-down on an ultimately disappointing collection of movies. Boo! Targets of the vitriol cannon are The Expendables, Salt and The Human Centipede.

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Added Sun, 29 Aug 2010 07:48:05 -0700. Email us your comments.
Splice, Shrek Forever After, Gainsbourg (Vie heroique), The Karate Kid and Toy Story 3.

We turn our attention towards Splice, Shrek Forever After, Gainsbourg (Vie heroique), The Karate Kid and Toy Story 3. I apologise for the podcast title.

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Added Sun, 15 Aug 2010 15:29:42 -0700. Email us your comments.
Whatever Works, She's Out Of My League, The A-Team, Predators and Inception.

Back again, with the full crew assembled to talk around Whatever Works, She's Out Of My League, The A-Team, Predators and Inception.

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Added Sun, 25 Jul 2010 15:27:56 -0700. Email us your comments.
The Secret In Their Eyes, If I Want To Whistle, I Whistle, and the best and worst of the fest.

Drew and Scott talk about The Secret In Their Eyes and If I Want To Whistle, I Whistle, and have a little post-mortem on the best and worst of the fest.

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Added Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:22:19 -0700. Email us your comments.
Northless, Get Low, Restrepo and My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done.

In this instalment we look at Northless, Get Low, Restrepo and My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done.

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Added Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:15:32 -0700. Email us your comments.
Cigarette Girl, The Robber, The Good Heart, Skeletons, Third Star, and The Kid.

It's another EIFF 2010 podcast from theOneliner.com! In this instalment we look at Cigarette Girl, The Robber, The Good Heart, Skeletons, Third Star, and The Kid.

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Added Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:59:02 -0700. Email us your comments.
Cherry Tree Lane, Mai Mai Miracle, Snowman's Land, Jackboots On Whitehall, brilliantlove, Barry Munday, Obselidia.

More from the EIFF, as Scott and Drew cast wild aspersions on Cherry Tree Lane, Mai Mai Miracle, Snowman's Land, Jackboots On Whitehall, brilliantlove, Barry Munday, and Obselidia.

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Added Sat, 19 Jun 2010 16:20:51 -0700. Email us your comments.
The People vs. George Lucas, Kick Off, Evil in the Time of Heroes, Chase the Slut, Road to Las Vegas, World's Greatest Dad, Boy, Two Eyes Staring, The Illusionist.

It's the most wonderful time of the year again, as theOneliner pass judgement on the best and not so best of the EdFilmFest. Up for discussion are The People vs. George Lucas, Kick Off, Evil in the Time of Heroes, Chase the Slut, Road to Las Vegas, World's Greatest Dad, Boy, Two Eyes Staring and The Illusionist.

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Added Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:23:55 -0700. Email us your comments.
Lebanon, Cop Out and Fish Story

An unusual, or at least far greater than usual, air of levity settles on the virtual broadcast studios of theOneliner.com as we turn our attention to Lebanon, Cop Out and Fish Story.

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Added Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:28:27 -0700. Email us your comments.
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, The Losers and Robin Hood

The usual crew of miscreants return to cast the very wildest of aspersions on the delights of Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, The Losers and Robin Hood. Who will survive this critical armageddon?

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Added Sat, 29 May 2010 07:27:52 -0700. Email us your comments.
Iron Man 2, Four Lions, The Disappearance of Alice Creed and The Sky Crawlers.

Your genial hosts return for a sideways glance at the delights of Iron Man 2, Four Lions, The Disappearance of Alice Creed and The Sky Crawlers. Well, two of them do, at least. We might be a man down, but that's not going to stop us spouting out opinions like a broken opinion hydrant, whatever that is.

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Added Sat, 15 May 2010 11:23:58 -0700. Email us your comments.
Repo Men, Cemetery Junction, Whip It and Extract.

It's that time of the month when we put a podcast out, which can only mean that it's the time of the month to put a podcast out. This time round the crew deal with Repo Men, Cemetery Junction, Whip It and Extract. Remember, the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

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Added Sun, 25 Apr 2010 10:30:50 -0700. Email us your comments.
The Blind Side, The Bounty Hunter, Kick-Ass, Clash of the Titans and How To Train Your Dragon.

Some jaunts away from homebase, by which I mean my flat, not the chain of home improvement stores, resulted in a slight delay for this podcast. Terribly sorry, but as a result we've got a good ol' whack of films to riff on. This time round the crew deal with The Blind Side, The Bounty Hunter, Kick-Ass, Clash of the Titans and How To Train Your Dragon. Boffo!

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Added Sat, 17 Apr 2010 06:47:56 -0700. Email us your comments.
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Survival of the Dead and Legion.

It's time for another podcast with theOneliner.com crew, laying some truth out on The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Survival of the Dead and Legion. Are any of the flicks worthy of your time? Find out in this thrilling episode.

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Added Sun, 28 Mar 2010 06:51:22 -0700. Email us your comments.
Green Zone, Crazy Heart and Shutter Island.

The gang's all here! Be afraid. Be very afraid. This ain't no chick flick. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl. This might hurt a little. Join theOneliner.com chaps as they examine the intricacies of Green Zone, Crazy Heart and Shutter Island. The horror ...the horror.

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Added Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:11:20 -0700. Email us your comments.
Alice in Wonderland, The Shinjuku Incident, Chloe and Case 39

This podcast thing is almost becoming a regular feature. Who'd have thought it? This time round, we line up Alice in Wonderland, The Shinjuku Incident, Chloe and Case 39 and question them most rigorously indeed.

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Added Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:12:10 -0800. Email us your comments.
The Lovely Bones, From Paris With Love, The Crazies, Thirst and Ponyo

We promise that we have covered at least one good film in this recording. Why not place bets on our opinions? William Hill is probably still open. On the betting slips this time round are The Lovely Bones, From Paris With Love, The Crazies, Thirst and Ponyo. Who will emerge victorious from the Thunderdome?

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Added Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:22:43 -0800. Email us your comments.
The Edge of Darkness, Youth In Revolt, The Book of Eli, Invictus, Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll, and 44 Inch Chest.

As a matter of fact, we're back. Lined up for a relentless beating with a Coutts-brand Truth Revelation Pole this time around are The Edge of Darkness, Youth In Revolt, The Book of Eli, Invictus, Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll and 44 Inch Chest.

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Added Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:36:01 -0800. Email us your comments.
The Road, Up In The Air, Daybreakers, Ninja Assassin

Some good films, some acceptable films and some culinary tragedies on this instalment of the podcast. The Road, Up In The Air, Daybreakers and Ninja Assassin are thrown into the harsh light of our steely glare as we tackle the first batch of films that 2KX throws in our general direction.

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Added Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:51:07 -0800. Email us your comments.
A rundown of our top films of the year, for which we're spoiled for choice.

It's still reasonably close to the year's end, so now that the dust has settled it's time to look back at the best and worst films that 2009 threw in our general direction. A tremendous year for film, it should be said. As such we have an absolute raft of movies to talk about, making this our longest podcast yet. Which I suppose could be a negative, depending on how sick you are of our voices.

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Added Fri, 15 Jan 2010 07:51:57 -0800. Email us your comments.
Jennifer's Body, Law Abiding Citizen, An Education and The Box.

Time to mix things up. Think of this as a rebirth. Or, at least, an attempt at getting podcasts and reviews out a bit more regularly. The first solo outing sees Scott Morris bust out some undiluted truth on Jennifer's Body, Law Abiding Citizen, An Education and The Box. It's only mildly disastrous, so that's a bonus.

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Added Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:04:07 -0800. Email us your comments.
The Informant!, Harry Brown, Fantastic Mr. Fox, This Is It, Ong-Bak 2, 9, The Men Who Stare at Goats, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, A Serious Man.

We're a man down for this episode, but that's not going to stop us rampaging across the cinematic landscape like a curiously culturally aware dinosaur. We dole out the truth on The Informant!, Harry Brown, Fantastic Mr. Fox, This Is It, Ong-Bak 2, 9, The Men Who Stare at Goats, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and A Serious Man. Phew!

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Added Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:17:13 -0800. Email us your comments.
Up, Surrogates, Zombieland, Adventureland

Quick turnabout for our landmark fiftieth episode, as arbitrary round numbers must be landmarks, although we're really still playing catch-up. This time round we take a butcher's hook at Pixar's latest, Up, along with Surrogates and the duelling 'land' movies, Zombieland and Adventureland.

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Added Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:46:54 -0700. Email us your comments.
Gamer, Dorian Gray, Sorority Row, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, The Final Destination, The Invention of Lying

Returning after a series of unfortunate technical and scheduling issues, we're back casting an increasingly jaded eye on Gamer, Dorian Gray, Sorority Row, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, The Final Destination and The Invention of Lying.

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Added Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:23:33 -0700. Email us your comments.
District 9, (500) Days of Summer, Funny People and The Hurt Locker.

Hey, hey, hey, children! It's time for more film updates from the depths of the Capital Wastelands, as we take a break from obsessing over Fallout 3 to bring you our views on District 9, (500) Days of Summer, Funny People and The Hurt Locker. Not a bad bunch of films, if we do say so ourselves.

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Added Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:41:58 -0700. Email us your comments.
Inglourious Basterds, The Time Traveler's Wife, Mesrine Part 2:Public Enemy #1, The Proposal and some toy advert called G.I. Joe. Bon appetit.

In a radical departure from the norm, we are going to talk about some films. It's this variety that keeps our relationship so full of pep, zim, and vinegar. Or something. On the chopping board this time round we have Quentin Tarantino's latest, Inglourious Basterds, The Time Traveler's Wife, Mesrine Part 2: Public Enemy #1, The Proposal and some toy advert called G.I. Joe. Bon appetit.

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Added Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:44:34 -0700. Email us your comments.
Land of the Lost, The Taking of Pelham 123, Mesrine Part 1: Death Instinct and Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

We line up the fact-cannon and unleash bolts of pure truth upon Land of the Lost, The Taking of Pelham 123, Mesrine Part 1: Death Instinct and Harry Potter again. Just to make sure it's been sufficiently fact-bolted.

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Added Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:31:40 -0700. Email us your comments.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Public Enemies, Looking For Eric, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Bruno, Ice Age 3 and The Hangover.

Right, better get back to the grindstone of the multiplex and review some "proper" films after all of this Edinburgh Film Festival Festival nonsense. We have a bit of a natter about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Public Enemies, Looking For Eric, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Bruno, Ice Age 3 and The Hangover.

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Added Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:18:18 -0700. Email us your comments.
The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life, Wasted, The Calling, Jalainur and Wide Open Spaces

Well, slap me with a haddock and call me Gerald! It's the last podcast from the Edinburgh International Film Festival 2009! Five films covered, with more dross than we're used to. Scott and Drew drop fact bombs on The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life, Wasted, The Calling, Jalainur and Wide Open Spaces.

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Added Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:11:21 -0700. Email us your comments.
Stella, Pontypool, Adam, Romeo and Juliet vs. The Living Dead, and Giallo.

Well, yank my crankhandle! It's another podcast from the Edinburgh International Film Festival 2009! Five films covered, with a forty percent zombie hit-rate. What more could you want? Scott and Drew cover Stella, Pontypool, Adam, Romeo and Juliet vs. The Living Dead, and Giallo.

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Added Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:55:00 -0700. Email us your comments.
Antichrist, Fish Tank, The Girlfriend Experience, Breathless, Running in Traffic, The Missing Person, Salvage, and Le Donk and Scor-zay-zee.

Gosh, golly, zounds and hellzapoppin! We've got another EIFF podcast for your delectation! Join Drew and Scott as they take aim at a massive eight films, including the controversial Antichrist, Fish Tank, The Girlfriend Experience, Breathless, Running in Traffic, The Missing Person, Salvage, and Le Donk and Scor-zay-zee.

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Added Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:19:51 -0700. Email us your comments.
Follow the Master, Exam, The Architect, Moon, Goodbye, How Are You?

Hey, check it out! More coverage from the EIFF! This time around we're looking at Follow the Master, Exam, The Architect, Moon, and Goodbye, How Are You?. Allow Scott and Drew to fill you in on the merits or otherwise of these film-me-dos.

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Added Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:56:19 -0700. Email us your comments.
Fear Me Not, The Last Heroes of the Peninsula, Little Soldier, Easier With Practice, Pardon My French, Rule #1, Harmony and Me, Terribly Happy, Van Diemen's Land, Mary and Max.

Good grief. We've only been here at the EIFF '09 for two days, and yet we've got ten films to talk about. Draw up a comfy chair and allow Drew and Scott to give you the low-downs on Fear Me Not, The Last Heroes of the Peninsula, Little Soldier, Easier With Practice, Pardon My French, Rule #1, Harmony and Me, Terribly Happy, Van Diemen's Land, and Mary and Max. Phew.

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Added Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:43:34 -0700. Email us your comments.
Terminator Salvation, Fighting, Fermat's Room and Drag Me To Hell.

Howdy again, people! This time around we are talking about films! What a stunning departure from the norm! We cover the wondrous delights emanating from Terminator Salvation, Fighting, Fermat's Room and Drag Me To Hell. I can't promise you'll like it, but I am reasonably confident of it.

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Added Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:55:14 -0700. Email us your comments.
Star Trek, Angels and Demons, Coraline, Synecdoche, New York

Ah. There you are. So nice to see you. If you'd care to pull up a chair and audio playback tool of your choice, I suppose we can make a start of dissecting the merits or otherwise of Star Trek, Angels and Demons, Coraline and Synecdoche, New York. The results will be most elucidating, I promise.

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Added Sat, 23 May 2009 14:57:13 -0700. Email us your comments.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Uninvited, State of Play, Outlander and Observe and Report

It's time for another one of these there podcast things and stuff. We cover X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Uninvited, State of Play, Outlander and Observe and Report. It'll be a hoot, we promise. Just the one hoot, mind. Do not listen expecting multiple hoots.

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Added Sun, 10 May 2009 08:21:52 -0700. Email us your comments.
Fast 'n' Furious, Dragonball Evolution, I Love You Man, Fifty Dead Men Walking, Let The Right One In, In The Loop, Crank: High Voltage.

Hello once again, listeners! A densely packed shambles this weeks as we eventually manage to cover, in some form or another, Fast 'n' Furious, Dragonball Evolution, I Love You, Man, Fifty Dead Men Walking, Let The Right One In, In The Loop and Crank: High Voltage.

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Added Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:40:56 -0700. Email us your comments.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Knowing, Marley and Me, The Unborn, Monsters vs Aliens, The Damned United

After struggling to find movies interesting enough to watch over the past month we return with reviews of Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Knowing, Marley and Me, The Unborn, Monsters vs Aliens and The Damned United. And beer.

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Added Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:01:02 -0700. Email us your comments.
Gran Torino, The International, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Watchmen and a February roundup.

We return after an unfortunate absence, which loads of reviews. Packed with recommendations, we quickly tidy up those we've missed by saying that you ought to make time in your life for Frost/Nixon, Milk, JCVD, Valkyrie and Che: Part One, all of which are great, and discuss in more depth The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which we're less impressed with and The International, which is just a little too dull and slowly paced to be recommended. Gran Torino, is a tremendously enjoyable note for him to step away from acting, and Watchmen proves to be a tremendous adaptation of the graphic novel and another one for the Film of the Year shortlists.

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Added Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:43:49 -0700. Email us your comments.
Twilight, Defiance, The Reader, Seven Pounds, and The Wrestler.

For the first batch of new films of 2009 we discuss an overall somewhat disappointing bunch of films, given their reputations. No surprise that Twilight wasn't any good, but the undeniable fact that The Reader was worse than that is surprising. Defiance and Seven Pounds aren't bad films at all, but we struggle to enthuse over them. Thankfully, an excellent combination of performances, direction and sharp observation in The Wrestler saves the show, giving us an early contender for Film of the Year.

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Added Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:51:29 +0100. Email us your comments.
Our review of the best and worst of 2008's movies.

We take a look back at our top ten movies of 2008, reel off a number of honourable mentions in what we feel has been a pretty good year to be a film fan. We also name, shame, point and laugh at the worst the year has thrown at us.

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Added Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:38:11 +0100. Email us your comments.
Four Christmases, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Dean Spanley and Lakeview Terrace.

Let's take a gander at Four Christmases, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Dean Spanley and Lakeview Terrace.

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Added Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:08:24 +0100. Email us your comments.
My Best Friend's Girl, Transporter 3, Changeling, Body Of Lies and Choke

We bust our moves on My Best Friend's Girl, Transporter 3, Changeling, Body Of Lies and Choke.

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Added Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:14:52 +0100. Email us your comments.
Max Payne, Choking Man, Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

Ooooh! Look! It's reviews of Max Payne, Choking Man and Zack and Miri Make a Porno!

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Added Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:35:51 +0100. Email us your comments.
W, Pride and Glory and Warlords

Let's all have a look at W, Pride and Glory and Warlords.

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Added Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:36:35 +0100. Email us your comments.
Midnight Meat Train. Red Cliff and Quantum of Solace

We check out Midnight Meat Train. Red Cliff and Quantum of Solace.

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Added Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:17:26 +0100. Email us your comments.
Eagle Eye, Ghost Town and Chocolate

This week sees us have a look at Eagle Eye, Ghost Town and Chocolate.

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Added Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:46:53 +0100. Email us your comments.
Burn After Reading, The Rocker and Mirrors.

Back in short order, this time taking a looksee at Burn After Reading, The Rocker and Mirrors.

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Added Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:21:55 +0200. Email us your comments.
Righteous Kill, 88 Minutes, Death Race, Taken, The Mutant Chronicles and How To Lose Friends And Alienate People.

This time around we bust a critical nut on Righteous Kill, 88 Minutes, Death Race, Taken, The Mutant Chronicles and How To Lose Friends & Alienate People.

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Added Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:20:06 +0200. Email us your comments.
RocknRolla, Bangkok Dangerous, The Strangers, Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder, The Chaser and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

By the stars! It's our take on RocknRolla, Bangkok Dangerous, The Strangers, Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder, The Chaser and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time!

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Added Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:09:57 +0200. Email us your comments.
Babylon A.D, Ben X, Step Brothers, Hellboy II:The Golden Army, Get Smart, Triangle and The Wackness get reviewed till they hurt.

In between throwing shapes, busting moves and flipping out ninja style, we also review Babylon A.D, Ben X, Step Brothers, Hellboy II:The Golden Army, Get Smart, Triangle and The Wackness.

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Added Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:47:26 +0200. Email us your comments.
The X-Files: I Want To Believe, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, The Love Guru, Elite Squad and CJ7.

Quickly! Review The X-Files: I Want To Believe, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, The Love Guru, Elite Squad and CJ7 before ze Germans arrive!

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Added Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:01:56 +0200. Email us your comments.
Reviews of Prince Caspian, The Forbidden Kingdom, City of Men, Wall-E, Puffball, Mad Detective, Meet Dave and The Dark Knight

Oooh, look at that! It's reviews of Prince Caspian, The Forbidden Kingdom, City of Men, Wall-E, Puffball, Mad Detective, Meet Dave and The Dark Knight

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Added Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:46:16 +0200. Email us your comments.
Reviewing The Incredible Hulk, Kung Fu Panda, The Ruins, Wanted, Hancock, Gone Baby Gone and The Mist

We return from festival duties to the multiplexes and take a look at The Incredible Hulk, Kung Fu Panda, The Ruins, Wanted, Hancock, Gone Baby Gone and The Mist

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Added Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:05:19 +0200. Email us your comments.
Reviews of Sleep Dealer, Bigga Than Ben, Idiots and Angels, Encounters at the End Of The World, The New Ten Commandments, Helen, Princess Of Nebraska, Mermaid, Idle Hands, A Film With Me In It and Summer.

Reviews of Sleep Dealer, Bigga Than Ben, Idiots and Angels, Encounters at the End Of The World, The New Ten Commandments, Helen, Princess Of Nebraska, Mermaid, Idle Hands, A Film With Me In It and Summer.

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Added Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:23:32 +0200. Email us your comments.
Reviews of The Juche Idea, Trail of the Screaming Forehead, The Third Pint, Dreams With Sharp Teeth, Eden, Left Bank and The Wave.

Reviews from the Edinburgh International Film Festival of The Juche Idea, Trail of the Screaming Forehead, The Third Pint, Dreams With Sharp Teeth, Eden, Left Bank and The Wave.

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Added Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:36:03 +0200. Email us your comments.
Reviews of Dummy, Fujian Blue, Warsaw Dark, With A Girl Of Black Soil, Slingshot and Gloss

Reviews from the Edinburgh International Film Festival of Dummy, Fujian Blue, Warsaw Dark, With A Girl Of Black Soil, Slingshot and Gloss

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Added Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:50:26 +0200. Email us your comments.
Reviews of Somers Town, The Red Awn, We Went To Wonderland, The Song of Sparrows, The Kreutzer Sonata, Red, The Appeared, Mllky Way Liberation Front, The Edge Of Love and Crack Willow.

The first Edinburgh International Film Festival Podcast from theOneliner.com covers of Somers Town, The Red Awn, We Went To Wonderland, The Song of Sparrows, The Kreutzer Sonata, Red, The Appeared, Mllky Way Liberation Front, The Edge Of Love and Crack Willow.

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Added Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:47:39 +0200. Email us your comments.
Reviews of Outpost, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, What Happens in Vegas, Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, Sex & the City, The Eye and Cassandra's Dream

Facts, Ma'am. Just the facts about Outpost, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, What Happens in Vegas, Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, Sex & the City, The Eye and Cassandra's Dream. Well, and a load of opinion as well.

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Added Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:42:35 +0200. Email us your comments.
Reviews of Leatherheads, In Bruges, Iron Man, Happy-Go-Lucky, Son of Rambow and Doomsday

This time round we break out the truth cannon and unload on Leatherheads, In Bruges, Iron Man, Happy-Go-Lucky, Son of Rambow and Doomsday.

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Added Mon, 26 May 2008 23:00:24 +0200. Email us your comments.
Covering Taxi Cab To The Dark Side, I'm Not There, Lars and the Real Girl, Atonement, Away From Her, Beaufort and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Award nominated flick catchup episode see us chat about Taxi Cab To The Dark Side, I'm Not There, Lars and the Real Girl, Atonement, Away From Her, Beaufort and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

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Added Mon, 05 May 2008 00:57:44 +0200. Email us your comments.
Reviews of Juno, Jumper, Rambo, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, The Bank Job, The Cottage, Semi-Pro and There Will Be Blood.

Bumper catchup episode see us riff on Juno, Jumper, Rambo, ,National Treasure: Book of Secrets The Bank Job, The Cottage, Semi-Pro, Be Kind Rewind and There Will Be Blood.

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Added Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:00:34 +0100. Email us your comments.
Reviews of No Country For Old Men, Sweeny Todd, In The Valley of Elah, Walk Hard, Cloverfield and Lust, Caution

This time round you'll have to sit through our reviews of No Country For Old Men, Sweeny Todd, In The Valley of Elah, Walk Hard, Cloverfield and Lust, Caution.

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Added Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:18:37 +0100. Email us your comments.
We Own The Night, Charlie Wilson's War, The Kite Runner and Dan in Real Life

Spraffing about We Own The Night, Charlie Wilson's War, The Kite Runner and Dan in Real Life, with bonus King of Kong monologue and an Alvin & the Chipmunks HipHopNightmare.

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Added Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:30:26 +0100. Email us your comments.
Reviews of I Am Legend, The Golden Compass, Balls Of Fury, Bee Movie and Enchanted

We give you the lowdown on I Am Legend, The Golden Compass, Balls Of Fury, Bee Movie and Enchanted, of which only one is any good at all. Ah well.

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Added Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:15:42 +0100. Email us your comments.
We run down our top 10 films of 2007, and punish the worst.

In a bumper episode we each run down our top ten films of 2007, and set about the least worthy films with big sticks.

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Added Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:01:27 +0100. Email us your comments.
A look at westerns, taking in Unforgiven, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Open Range, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada and a few others.

A look at our favourite and recent westerns, taking in Unforgiven, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Open Range amongst others.

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Added Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:54:09 +0100. Email us your comments.
Featuring reviews of Good Luck Chuck, Shrooms, Beowulf, American Gangster, Rescue Dawn and Lions For Lambs.

More top ten action, featuring reviews of Good Luck Chuck, Shrooms, Beowulf, American Gangster, Rescue Dawn and Lions For Lambs. Mmm, succulent.

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Added Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:06:09 +0100. Email us your comments.
Up for discussion this week, Planet Terror, Control, The Counterfeiters, Death at A Funeral, Into The Wild and 30 Days of Night.

Weekly podcasts? Madness. Up for somewhat disjointed discussion this week, Planet Terror, Control, The Counterfeiters, Death at A Funeral, Into The Wild and 30 Days of Night.

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Added Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:40:16 +0100. Email us your comments.
A look at the top ten UK cinema releases, including reviews of Sicko, Eastern Promises, Dark is Rising, Rendition, Stardust and Saw 4.

Another top ten rundown, taking in our thoughts on Sicko, Eastern Promises, Dark is Rising, Rendition, Stardust and Saw 4. It's not only dope, it's crazy dope. Word, yo.

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Added Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:51:47 +0100. Email us your comments.
Craig, Drew and Scott run down the top ten UK cinema releases and seeing as it's Halloween, a few horror flicks as well.

It's Halloween! Well, near enough. To celebrate this ghoulish time, we take a look at three of the horrowshows clogging up cinematic arteries, Resident Evil 3, Black Sheep and, apropriately enough, Halloween. All this in addition to the top ten rundown? Madness.

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Added Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:04:21 +0100. Email us your comments.
Craig, Drew and Scott bludgeon their way through the current top ten UK cinema releases

On the first installment of the podcast Craig, Drew and Scott bludgeon their way through the current top ten UK cinema releases, reviewing as they go. Featuring discussions of Harry Potter, Transformers, Hallam Foe and Knocked Up, amongst others.

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Added Sun, 30 Sep 2007 21:30:25 +0200. Email us your comments.
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