Throwing open their virtual doors as a Christmas gift to the world on, well, Christmas 2002, theOneliner.com has been steadily undertaking the task of reviewing every film ever. If only those Hollywood types would stop making them for a while, we might have a chance.
Run by three barely competent lunkheads, this site is an affront to humanity and has little relevance to today's society.
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