Throwing open their virtual doors as a Christmas gift to the world on, well, Christmas 2002, theOneliner.com has been steadily undertaking the task of reviewing every film ever. If only those Hollywood types would stop making them for a while, we might have a chance.
Run by three barely competent lunkheads, this site is an affront to humanity and has little relevance to today's society. More details of the yesterday's man behind much of the site, Scott Morris can be found at his own feeble dead end of the internet, ScottMorris.info. A far more interesting use of bandwidth can be seen at Craig Eastman's pretty photo-filled web presence, Disko.org.uk. As for theOneliner.com's third column, Drew Tavendale, he remains a man of internet mystery, silent like a deadly ninja assassin. Who is this masked man, we all wonder?
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