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Spider-Man 2

# Spider-Man, Spider-Man, went to the fridge and ate a flan #
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Released in 2004, certified UK-PG. Reviewed on 26 Jul 2004 by Craig Eastman
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Well, I had gotten halfway through a monstrous review of this the other day and became somehwat stuck. The problem, I now realise, is that the majority of what has to be said already exists in my review of Spider-Man. So to that end, I give you my Shortest Review Ever™.

Spidey dukes it out with Doctor Octopus who is a Bad Man. M.J. finally discovers Parker's alternate identity but is a bit frustrated that he won't now put it out. If you liked the first one then this is just as good. If you didn't like the first one don't bother; this is just as good. Job's a good-un', roll on part three. Now, where'd I put that chocolate biscuit?

5 out of 5


Director:
Sam Raimi
Cast list:
Everyone who was in it last time (Same characters)
Everyone who wasn't in it last time (New characters)
That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! (Hudson (Bill Paxton), Aliens)
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