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Episode 70 : With The Face
Back again, with the full crew assembled to talk around Whatever Works, She's Out Of My League, The A-Team, Predators and Inception.
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- Balding complains over sex jibe: Sports presenter Clare Balding makes an official complaint to the Press Complaints Commission over an article which mocked her sexuality.
- DeGeneres leaving American Idol: Comedienne and chat show host Ellen DeGeneres is leaving American Idol after one season on the judging panel.
- Ben Shephard says goodbye to GMTV: Ben Shephard bids farewell to GMTV after 10 years telling viewers: "I'm going to miss all of you, every single one of you."
- Awards double for Valentine band: Welsh rock band Bullet For My Valentine scoop two prizes at this year's Kerrang! Awards, including best British group for the third year running.
- Holden to star in Shrek musical: Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden lands a starring role in Shrek The Musical, which is coming to London's West End next year.
- Disney sells Miramax film studios: Walt Disney announces the sale of its Miramax film division for about $660m to a group of private equity investors.
- Festivals give anti-rape advice: The UK's leading music festival promoter is to give extra safety information after two alleged rapes at this month's Latitude Festival.
- Radio 1 to celebrate Nightingale: Radio 1's longest serving DJ Annie Nightingale to be honoured with a night of special programmes.
- No charges for Jackson's doctors: Seven doctors who treated Michael Jackson in the years before his death will not face charges, US investigators say.
- Capsules to mark Lennon's legacy: Three time capsules are to be created on what would have been John Lennon's 70th birthday, to be dedicated at a ceremony in the US.
- J-Lo Tipped For Idol As DeGeneres Quits: Jennifer Lopez is favourite to join American Idol after judge Ellen DeGeneres quit the hit US show.
- Drug-tainted Japanese pop idol divorced: reports: TOKYO (AFP) - Japanese pop star Noriko Sakai, who was last year convicted of illegal drug use, has been divorced from her surfer husband, who taught her the habit, press reports said Friday.
- Thai court extends bail for Russian maestro on sex charge: PATTAYA, Thailand (AFP) - A Thai court on Friday extended bail granted to Russian conductor Mikhail Pletnev, who has been charged with raping a 14-year-old boy, his lawyer said.
- Walt Disney To Sell Miramax In £423m Deal: Walt Disney has unveiled a £423m deal to sell Miramax Films - the movie studio behind hits such as Pulp Fiction and Shakespeare In Love.
- Brit Bands Come Out On Top At Kerrang! Awards: British bands came out on top at this year's Kerrang! awards with Bullet For My Valentine scooping two trophies.
- Affleck's lawyer files 'extortionate' email: The producer suing Casey Affleck for sexual harassment has been accused of withholding "key production documents" from her bosses while trying to negotiate a higher salary, according to new legal filings.
- Emmerdale security alerted over Pargeter's tattooed fan: Security is on high alert around the Emmerdale set after Lucy Pargeter alerted bosses to a lurking fan who has a tattoo of her face on his leg.
- Actor Mark Wahlberg Gets Hollywood Star: Actor Mark Wahlberg has been honoured with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
- Obama makes 50 Cent and Crawford late for premiere: 50 Cent and Chace Crawford turned up late for the premiere of their new movie after the route to the venue was blocked by President Barack Obama's motorcade.
- Dioguardi out, Tyler in at American Idol - report: Singer/songwriter Kara Dioguardi has been fired from American Idol - and is set to be replaced by Aerosmith rocker Steven Tyler, according to a new US report.
- Five ways Lindsay Lohan can save herself:
- Disney sells Miramax to investor for $660 million: Walt Disney Co. agrees to sell Miramax Films for $660M; deal ends six-month bidding process
- XXX star Sasha Grey returns to mainstream movies in 'Melt':
- Radcliffe: Spooky new role will vanquish Potter:
- Old Spice Guy tackles Jennifer Aniston film:
- Oliver Stone apologizes for comments about Jews:
- Stallone rips 'insidious' violence in movies:
- Bond star Craig signs on for 'Dragon Tattoo': Bond star Daniel Craig signs on for US version of 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo'
- Rihanna to make acting debut in 'Battleship':
- Oliver Stone steps in it again with comments about Jews:
Better believe I'll be keeping an eye on you, Mr. Miyagi (Putman (Jay Chandrasekhar), Club Dread)
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