One of the great privacy invading features of the hyper text transfer protocol specification is the HTTP_REFERER field, although why the protocol was written by someone without access to a dictionary is beyond me. Anyhow, in English this means that the page you're looking at now also knows the URL of the last page you were looking at. In the case of search engines such as Google, this means that we know what you were looking for before you arrived at our little site. Quite how Google et al decides that we contain some of the rather abstract search queries is beyond my reckoning, but for your entertainment we now present a few examples of what the... less balanced members of the internet community are looking for in our little site. All search queries have been preserved the way their author intended.
spazzy mcgee
-Appears with a frankly scary frequency.
The Matrix and Godzilla
-A rather desperate crossover attempt.
www.The fast and the furious Dodge Charger Poster.com
-Well, it was worth a shot but the Web doesn't really work like that.
CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS FRENCH JOKES
-The phrase has surely been flogged to death by now?
ertha kid
-Sounds like a failed superhero sidekick. Eartha Kitt, perhaps?
"origami knives"
-What?
ancient pirate medallions
-Coming soon to our web shop.
barking mad studios
-Yup, that seems a fair analysis of Hollywood at the moment.
the best disguised octopus
-would be an octopus that's painted the same colour as the background.
swordfish hacking nonsense
-that's actually as concise and accurate a review as is possible.
shaolin soccer kung pow returner
-we've got them all separately but not as some ungodly hybrid review, if that's what you were after.
vital information necessary centralized black hole
-Good to see NASA visiting.
www.ho*.com
-for all your ho-star needs.
lessons can learn from finding nemo
-Well, if you're Disney it's "Don't let the only decent production house you're affiliated with leave".
meg ryan nipple in the cut
-That's got to sting.
I remember disney's sci fi film THE BLACK HOLE
-So do I! What's your point?
how to make halo pistols prototype
-Good to see the Ministry of Defence visiting.
Producers + review + offensive
-I didn't think my review was that bad.
reindeer flotilla, movie
-Coming to a cinema near you, one man must face the horror of...Reindeer Flotilla - The motion picture.
RYAN PHILLIPPE IS A FAGGOT
-When stated so strongly it's hard to disagree.
most underused swear words
-I always feel 'Chapstick' isn't used that often as an expletive.
movie with robot man programmed to explode
-from the movie al-Qaeda 2020, I think.
pretentious? Moi?
-theOneliner.com - your number one resource for pretension.
confessions of a dangerous mind tea
-Mmmm. Mind tea. £1.79 for 40 bags.
bubbles falkirk
-Michael Jackson visits Central Scotland; film at eleven.
arnie's new york hot dog
-I thought Planet Hollywood went bust?
The castle of Cagliostro is a film of darkness and light
-You seek our agreement?
under age shagging yorkshire
-theOneliner.com cannot condone under age shagging in Yorksire or any other location. Check with your local police force for the legal shagging ages.
HOW MANY OSCARS DID KIRK DOUGLAS WON?
-HE DID WON NONE OSCARS IN A TRADITIONAL SENSE ALTHOUGH HE DID WON ONE HONORARY OSCAR "FOR 50 YEARS AS A CREATIVE AND MORAL FORCE IN THE MOTION PICTURE COMMUNITY". HE IS OLD NOW SO WE HAVE TO SHOUT.
how does Animal Factory end
-With credits. It's a very traditional film.
Nelson's Black Hole
-Look, we're not that kind of site.
helen mirren's tits
-Or that kind or site.
+bestiality +"original content"
-No! Dear God no! Really, really not that kind of site!
tramp/beating
-Clockwork/Orange?
"steve martin is not funny"
-You said it, brother.
shark "into a human"
-I can't begin to imagine what you were looking for, apart from professional help.
Remember Dr. Reinhardt from disney's black hole?
-Yes! Jesus! Has everyone else forgotten the film or something?
frperg cbea
-Uh, yeah. Right back atcha.
if the earth stops how can i restart the core
-Hollywood has the answer, we're just the messengers.
recommendation for runaway jury
-Burn it.
why was Saruman not seen in The Return of the King
-He was cloaked.
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-We got all the hot \ action you can handle, sister.
disney finding nemo doing sex
-You're all sick, twisted little bunnies.
Shannyn Sossamon masala
-I though Chicken Tikka masala was more appropriate?
dj "johnny woo"
-On the wheels of steel, tellin' y'all the way to feel. Go Don "The Dragon" Wilson!
bebearded
-Ha! I invented that word! I knew it would catch on!
lightsabers of the distant future
-Good name for a band
"the missing" review horrible sucks worst
-Hey, my writing isn't that bad, surely?
movie review home alone with mccauley culkin
-Please don't request that. I'm not putting myself through that again.
wedding cack
-Purile Google Typos, first in an occasional series.
Johnny Depp limp pirates reason
-Limp Pirates? That's a very niche porn subculture.
"Mystic River" + "cast list"
-And about a million others like it; please use IMDB. It's not a state secret, people.
Funny Laxative Skits
-Well, they'll cause the skitters if that's any help.
how do you recognise the heroes in the film kangaroo jack
-I have no answer to this, nor am I convinced there is one.
drippy holes
-We're getting back into porn again, aren't we?
"Ronnie ancona" -horace -classic
-Nope, you've lost us again. Speccy game Horace goes ski-ing, perhaps?
"love is fluff"
-Very cynical. Or very misguided.
scary billy drago
-Part of a limited series of action figures. Order with 'happy billy drago' for a 12% discount!
relationship of swordfish and hacking
-Very, very tenuous indeed.
vin diesel torture
-Pretty much what we think, anyway.
The Right amount of Arnold in The Running Man
-Two heaped teaspoons.
office space review
-That we have.
office space mugs
-That we don't.
sublime mad ranting
-Yup, that'd be us.
gandalf mulholland drive
-You're deeply confused.
self harm implements
-Anything sharp ought to do.
reasons for Americans dying by guns
-Technically it's the bullets.
very very very scary pictures of Jason X or Jason Voorhees
-That's a lot of scary.
why elle woods would make the best president
-Why indeed?
wife lonely unfaithful
-Tells a story all by itself.
Pictures of Frodo being chased by Shelob,the giant spider, in The Lord Of The Rings, The Return Of The King
-Woah! That's pretty specific!
kangaroo filler mcdonalds
-That's a nutritional debate I'm not getting in to.
original gitsie
-We only stock replicas.
inventive ha ha clever
-That's us! It's not like all we're doing is taking stuff other people typed in and making pitiful smartass comments after them or anything! Er...