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- 10 reasons CGI sucks - comments about Gollum aside, this article I stumbled upon sums up wonderfully how I feel about CGI in films
- "It's been a magical evening," Joel says as the Great Khali hits the Undertaker with a dustbin lid.
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- Meet the Spartans - rarely, if ever, have I felt such antipathy toward a film due to the trailer alone. Avoid, I urge you.
- Unfathomable.
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